Hey, drunklettes! I am on vacation like I've never vacationed before. I'm in Paris. The real one in France. Not the fake one in Las Vegas or the one in Texas. Actual Paris. I was going to upload a photo, but I'm having technical difficulties. Suffice it to say that it's awesome here. I'll be back next week. Ready to out my nose to the grindstone. Maybe I'll discuss the movies I watched on the plane.